Make Pesach Great Again!

Get ready, folks! It’s Passover time, and let me tell you, we’ve got the best Passover Haggadah you’ve ever seen. It’s gonna be huge, believe me!

You know, people are always saying to me, “Where can we find a Haggadah that’s as big league as you?” Well, folks, look no further. This Haggadah is big league all the way. I’ve even made the story bigger and better!

We’re talking about plagues that are gonna make your head spin. Blood? We’ve got it. Frogs? We’ve got ’em. You name it, we’ve got it. And let me tell you, these plagues, they’re gonna make Pharaoh wish he never messed with us! We’re gonna beat those plagues, folks, and we’re gonna do it with style.

This Haggadah, it’s got everything you need for a tremendous Seder. Beautifully crafted, with the most luxurious design you’ve ever seen. I’m talking gold foil accents, folks. Gold foil!

And you know what’s even more fantastic? This Haggadah is signed with a Sharpie, just like I sign my deals. It’s bold, it’s powerful, it’s unmistakable. You won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So, get your hands on the best Passover Haggadah money can buy. It’s classy, it’s elegant, and it’s going to make your Passover Seder a total success. You’ll be winning so much, you’ll get tired of winning!

Let’s Make Pesach Great Again!

—  Adapted from text generated by ChatGPT

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For more about the new Make Pesach Great Again Haggadah, see number 80 in our song index or vocal samples. Or go straight to the song sheet!